Shit Pillows

Ass cheeks. Need I say more?

WOW Fred look at the shit pillows on that bitch.

by Fredz November 1, 2006

ass shitting

the act of shitting in someone elses ass

i was at this german porno shoot and this guy was ass shitting some hairy chick.

by steve scuber November 4, 2006

shit assed

By drinking many YooHoo's you feel the need that you have diarrhea. Like shit faced, but with YooHoo's instead.

My friends and I decided to get shit assed last night. I had diarrhea all night and the next day.

by DH&MW November 6, 2007

shit bridge

n. A shit so large it forms a bridge over the toilet bowl drain pipe and cannot be flushed.

v. The act of creating a shit bridge.

Jimmy: "Anybody got a popsicle stick, I just shit bridged the hotel toilet?"

by Hobbes21 May 3, 2008

Shit a bit

A phrase used to show extreme excitement; generally only used to refer to a future event.

Dude, if we get to go to E3 this year, I'll shit a bit!

by AndrewFM March 19, 2008

Sharapova shit

To defecate while making a loud, grunting noise.

Coined after tennis player Maria Sharapova, who is known for her grunting sounds on the tennis court.

"What was going on in the restroom?"

"Oh, I was taking a Sharapova shit."

by ihatetonyromo March 11, 2014

Shit Bird

Person who usually looks and smells like a pile of shit. They also have no problem shitting on other people especially co-workers.

Benzoni’s white t shirt is fucking yellow and stinks. He’s definitely the biggest shit bird in the 10th.

Benzoni was hit with a detail but like a total shit bird he cried and got out of it. Now another guy is getting fucked with that detail.

by FormerCarGuy September 29, 2018