Dick Bat

1. A strongly annoying animal or being.
2. A bat in Terraria that constantly knocks you off platforms.

Person A: Man that dick bat will not shut up about his new car... he follows me everywhere!
Person B: Surely not man! He seems like a nice...
Dick Bat: Hey guys have you seen my new truck its a 73 ford ranger...
35 minutes later....
Person B: You were right man, he is a real dick bat...

by Brawson October 22, 2011

popcorn dick

The act of cutting a hole at the bottom of a popcorn tub and slipping your dick inside.

popcorn dick- does anybody want any popcorn I have some right here.

by Rbomb04 September 1, 2014

Silo of Dicks

An EXTREMELY large collection of dicks, which when used in this context refers to a silo that is usually used to house corn meal, etc. This is substantially bigger than say a barrel of dicks or even a wheel barrow of dicks.

Woah that Ben kid is a total fuck stick, kid can go suck on a silo of dicks!

by KewlKidsKlub April 27, 2009

Toaster Dick

When you find your own genitalia stuck in a toaster and is slowly burning and your pubic hairs burn into ashes also new gases can be released into the air known as toasted dick gas

I have toaster dick

by Big Boy Chungus 1234 June 3, 2019

Dick Launching

An experience men get when their penis becomes hard faster than normal.

"That Dance Video was Dick Launching."

"F*CK ME! I am really Dick Launching now! Shit!!!"

by Dan G. Evans January 9, 2009

Dick tweaks

When the male genitalia becomes erect then flacid, repeatively in rapid succession. Thus making the cock fly around like it is in a windstorm.

I just talked to the doctor about that problem I have, he said it was a horrible case of the dick tweaks. Thank god it wasn't full blown ED.

by Thrustbomb December 28, 2011

Lick dick

It’s when you lick the dick as you give a blow job

I gave my dad a lick dick and he said it was the best🍑👀

by Fuckkkkkkk me in the asshole September 6, 2019