John

Just straight up

John is handsome

by Cess cube November 23, 2021

John Michael

John Michael is an amazing man of God! He has the voice of an Angel and is very genuine. He cares so much for people and loves his family and friends so much! He has beautiful long black hair and big brown eyes. If you know John Michael then you are in for a wild ride! Oh, and NEVER put him in the friend zone!

"Hey, I heard a new song today. Butterfly by John Michael! It's so good."

"John Michael makes me a better person"

by Jesuslover09 November 23, 2021

John Chase

slower typer than Romina

John Chase is a way slower typer than Romina, no contest needed.

by Animor November 23, 2021

john

best otter guy in the world he's so cool

john? that guy is fucking awesome

by coolest guy 13 November 23, 2021

John Lovgren

John is drama queen in latin and Lovgren means gay in Spanish

Is you can describe a stupid animal in one word it would be John Lovgren

by anonymous November 23, 2021

John Lovgren

Drama queen, dark web adopted, salt mining crackhead

Yo why are you being a John Lovgren?

by anonymous November 23, 2021

John Gore

An everyday kiwi bloke. 30 years old. Enjoys livestock, voddy cruisers, and eating small insects. In a non-sexual relationship with female furry.

Hey, did you hear he’s turning 30? He must be a real John Gore.

by Mogplayer789 November 23, 2021