"Farting on Command"
The ability to suck in and expel air through ones anal cavity repetitively to produce farting noises.
The ability to suck in and expel air through ones anal cavity repetitively to produce farting noises.
by Bob Barker Boped You May 13, 2012

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by Xormbee March 17, 2023

A type of jack o'lantern made only in Michigan. The face is carved into a parsnip instead of a pumpkin. It's kind of creepy. Also called a 'Gander Jack.
by LittleKettleChipKid September 12, 2022

Two men playing tuggies back and forth until one of them is ejaculates. This one then takes a rolling paper, spoons the semen and some grass into it, and lights up the other man’s children.
by MikeWaz0wski January 30, 2022

Taco Bell: NUBS WE HAV FOOKING NACHO FRIES DAWG
McD's: We have Nachos
Taco Bell: SO BASIC
McD's: O-O ok....
McD's: We have Nachos
Taco Bell: SO BASIC
McD's: O-O ok....
by YOINKADOINK January 25, 2020

A middle school teacher that doesn’t know how to teach. Eats every one’s food. 47 years old but looks 87. Stinks dirty throws up in trash cans. Thinks people likes, her plays victim, annoying, scared of Mr Durso.
by Hbibihb May 23, 2023

The time of day you inject gerbils into your system. One cage is at the mouth, one at the asshole, and gerbils are let in to explore until one is turned inside out by the gerbil conga. Done at exactly 11:14AM preferably on tuesdays. Popular with gay men. The time of day is incredibly important to those performing the act for symbolic reasons. Time specific gerbilling
by EwoksinspaceUrbanDictionary December 26, 2017
