nut crab monster

a legendary crab that only feeds off sweet nuts, but is also known to enjoy cornflakes. He roams woodland an seaside areas.BEWARE THE NUT CRAB.

two boys enter a small woodland area.
Boy 1: dude what was that noise
boy 2: dunno.. sounded like the cry of a wild crab.
Boy 1: oh my days its the nut crab monster.. RUNNNNNN

by the poon assasain May 16, 2010

fuzzy love nuts

When a man squeezes his hairy scrotum between his legs forcing the scrotum into the shape of a heart.

Sara was excited when Tim gave her fuzzy love nuts for Valentine's day.

by CaptDick985 February 14, 2014

Bust-a-Nut Text

Noun: A text message sent from a male to his beta-male peers upon reaching sexual climax, during intercourse with a woman, in order to gloat and exclaim his manliness.

A: *checks phone and cringes*
B: What's up?
A: I just got a Bust-a-Nut Text from my boy.
B: What'd it say?
A: He just gorilla-fucked some Russian chick in the back of a limo...

by DTUrbanDictionary March 8, 2014

Roll a nut log

Take a dump

Hey Mikey, I gotta roll a nut log before we head to the beach.

by Royalz January 15, 2016

Daily Nut November

Don't listen to that No Nut November propaganda. There's no way they're being enlightening if they're just waiting for the month to end so they can nut. The true path to enlightenment is to nut every day of November so your body can focus on heightening itself. The other guys just want to hold you back, so they shame you and withhold sources so they can keep you from your true potential

I've already nutted for a whole week of Daily Nut November and my mind and body are so focused I can now walk on walls.

by Gilletteboi420 November 13, 2018

Grew a dick and nutted

Used to show when someone (usually female) finds something visually pleasing or aesthetic.

Female 1: "Geez he's hot."
Female 2: " Damn, I just grew a dick and nutted"

by Byutay August 1, 2018

giver 'er nuts

a nova scotia term for "do it"

hey can i take that?

"giver er nuts!"

by summer robinson November 6, 2003