James Harden

The system (mockingly)

James Harden: I am not a system player. I am the system!

by MonfredtheCoolBloke November 21, 2023

James

There are a lot of James, but know there's a wide variety of types. While a lot are total dickheads, some are the best people you'll ever meet. These James are fantastic, are generally smart, kind and handsome and might seem too good to be true. Know that these James are very special. If you're dating or friends with one, consider yourself lucky.

"Is that new kid James a dick?"
"Nah, he's one of the good ones. He's actually really chill."
"Oh, sick!"

by wowlolepic October 20, 2021

James

James may be a name, but it is also a destiny. When a child is named James, his fate is set in stone. The entire world knows that he will have a massive cock. I'm talking huge, ginormous, enormous, gigantic, titanic, monstrous, magnum dong. Every James knows that his dick is bigger than your average Joe. He is a true force of nature and uses his powers for the destruction of men, women, men, and other men.

"Hey dude, why doesn't your dick fit in your jeans?" "My name is James." "Oh, that's why. This makes perfect sense."

by chalkandballs January 24, 2024

James Notley

He is unusually handsome and has a perfect body and a very large cock which makes girls wet at the site

(Girl) omg look at James Notley ugh I love him already

by Big Bert 1991 September 21, 2016

James bianchi

The boy loves food. He has a 10 inch penis and loves sticking it up men’s bundas. If he had a chance to be with any women in the world, it would still be a man.

James bianchi has a huge penis

by Johnny mangle November 22, 2021

Shane James Hales

A famous person known for being a pirate, and sailing all over europe used to describe a good ship helm or a good captain

You're quite the shane james hales!

by anonymous December 11, 2023

Lebron James

LeBron James, often hailed as the greatest man alive, is not just a basketball player but a walking legend whose impact transcends the court. A four-time NBA champion, four-time MVP, and global icon, he has earned a treasure trove of nicknames that reflect his multifaceted greatness and the internet’s love for him. Known as "King James" on the court, he’s also affectionately referred to as "LeSunshine" for his ability to brighten any moment with his energy and positivity, "LeBonBon" for his sweet moves and sweeter off-court presence, and even "LePookie," a term of endearment fans use to highlight his softer, relatable side.

Typically LeBron James means The GOAT of basketball

LeGreatness just passed Kareem for all-time points
Lebron is the greatest human on this planet
Lebron saved me from suicide

by LeBronSavedMeFromSuicide January 22, 2025