baby magic

The warm, fuzzy, magical feeling inside when looking into the eyes of a baby. A new born baby contains especially potent baby magic. If you are able to channel this magic into a usable force, it can be used in a number of different ways. Baby magic can be used make lotions, charm bracelets, an unofficial cure for cancer and HIV, gargoyles, and Michigan.

"Magic Johnson had HIV until he rubbed a baby on the tip of his penis, baby magic really is great for HIV.

by Ricky Ratboy May 3, 2008

Jelly Baby

Give continuous "dead arms" and "dead legs" until the victim/friend cannot move

Dave recieved a jelly baby for being a twat, so his friends could arabian goggle him.

by Dale T UK August 16, 2006

baby gorilla

Eric Gonzalez! When looking at him from a distance, he looks like a baby gorilla.

When Eric walks, he looks like a "baby gorilla"

by cesar March 28, 2005

ass babies

a baby is convieved when its mother gets preggers from doing it in the ass. usualy ill tempered

carlos: damn essay that chica over there meng. i heard all her little niños are ass babies dude.

jesus: nasty little bastardos too homes

by david from faggotown July 4, 2007

Baby Ruth

When your driving your semi down some fat slag's hershey highway when you get off at the exit, your dick looks like a candy bar.

My friend was so grossed when he woke up with a Baby Ruth in his shorts after fucking a coyote the night before.

by turd ferguson24 June 23, 2008

Milk Baby

A fat person that smells like rotten milk and whose hands are always wet.

That guy is freakin Milk Baby.

by Snake75 July 9, 2005

testtube baby

A child born in a lab, it has no parents, so therefore can never be loved. They have no belly buttons, because they are never in the whom. if a testtube baby leaves the atmosphere it becomes an alien.

Your zombiecat just ate my testtube baby

by Bleiler's mom April 14, 2007