Rob Water

When your raging alcoholic relative named Rob pours himself a glass that is 90% Vodka and 10% Water.

Ex:

"Whatcha got there Rob?"
"Some water."
"My God man, this is totally a glass of Vodka!"
"Didn't say it was all water."
"We'll just agree to call this Rob water."

by Derpy Leaf Horse July 28, 2019

Douche Water

When you are even worse than a Douche Bag. You ARE the Douche Water. It's one thing to be the bag that flushes the bad stuff out of the vagina, it's another to be the nasty water that comes out of it.

You are such an asshole that I can't even call you a Douche Bag. You are the Douche Water dude.

by veggiegator July 05, 2013

Water Topple

When someone jumps off a diving board or gets ejected out of a water slide and then you dive right into the slide as well right after them and land on top of them and almost risk hurting them.

I water toppled my little brother but we survived. He is a pretty good and skilled swimmer.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018

pour water out of the ears

To let out a lot of empty irrelevant talk

The gas bag did nothing but pour water out of the ears throughout the interview.

by r-p-n December 06, 2013

National No Water Day

A day where no one can drink water at all

Hey can I go get a drink of water?

Teacher: No it's national no water day...

by Houdini TRLL May 30, 2017

honduran water

Water that is contaminated/dirty Sometimes resulting in a shart (shit while fart)

I must have drank some honduran water I had diarrhea like crazy.

by hypeguru December 07, 2011

Twat Water

H2O that has combined with the juices of a wet twat.

We got in the bath (she was wet) and immediately I was hit with the scent of twat water. I almost drank some.

by CoffeeOnTheRocksStirredByPenis July 17, 2018