Simp

When a man named Tristan compliments the simp queen moony and denies that he is a simp and is just a gentlemen they give gifts and constant love hearts to moony and always compliment them

Tristan: Oh moony is so kind and amazing and beautiful *heart emoji*
Everyone: SIMP

by Totally not ocha September 30, 2020

Simp

A person who would pay or show overwhelming amount of flirting to another person to like them.

You know that guy Ollie I heard he's a simp.

by TJ THE LEGEND August 6, 2021

simp

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ignacio cresmani is a simp for eugenia

by 🥰🤚🏼 April 22, 2020

Simp

a person you are obsessed with but cant have

did you know ashley is a simp for tom holland

by whyusimpwhatabunchofweenies August 3, 2020

Simp

A simp is a sad pimp, simple. It's not a person in thier feelings or a man that ditches his friends for the girls. A sad pimp is a pimp that is on thier grind and on thier stuff but is off thier grind and in thier feelings but can get back on thier stuff. A simp is not a trait.

Im simping right now but I'ma get back on my grind, don't worry.

by Im@urbf'shouse April 18, 2020

Simp Math

Coined by Coach Greg Adams: - Excuses and Explanations by blue pill gumps, trying to defend matriarchy against factual statistics. It usually entails mental gymnastics and arithmetic to discount specific elements of statistics in order to prove a false, larger point that nothing untoward is going on.

Ramsey: The factual statistic is that 52% of marriages end in divorce. But, if you take out single mothers, people over 22, high school marriages, people with degrees, people earning less than $50,000, people who attend a house of worship, people who aren't from a divorced background; about 90% of marriages DO WORK.

CGA: that's Simp Math. you gump.

by LTG Covenant April 16, 2024

Simp

Someone who talks to a girl like they are the best thing in the world.

Jerry is a fucking simp, all he does is talk to kayla all day about spongebob

by Gxabriell April 5, 2021