shocker your life

knowing the outcome of something or an issue.

shocker your life, black people would be eating FRIED CHICKEN!

by bryan, chelsea, carrie August 18, 2008

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my life

A conundrum of bad decisions, awful days, constant agony and suppressive reminders of the fucking horrific fact I’ll never be a dinosaur.

“Dude my life sucks ass!”

by The Glock in his Rari March 19, 2023

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Life

something that should've ended 3.85 billion years ago

girl 1: what's the meaning of life?
girl 2: dat should've ended long ago, my friend

by thisishowiyee November 4, 2017

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Life

The worst thing that exists.
Whole gen Z hates it and wishes to take it away from them.

Person 1: ,,life is hard"
Person 2: ,,But Shrek is love, Shrek is life"
Person 1: ,,I love life then"

by shartisseggsybutnotasShrek May 6, 2021

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Employee Half-Life

The Employee Half-Life of a workplace is the amount of time it takes for half of a new batch of employees to quit.

An EHL of less than three months is generally regarded as a bad sign in business.

When I first joined Acme Industries, there were five other new employees with me. After about six weeks, only three of us remained, including myself. So Acme Industries has an Employee Half-Life of about six weeks.

by Shepherd Guy April 9, 2025

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DOUBJrag LIFE

Delivering on u beatings just released anger giving little infants fighting enemies.

Delivering on u broken justices releases anger giving little infants fighting energy.
Serpent dragon.

By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior ♥️ ✨️.

DouBJraging rag wearing warlums doubjrag life gunslingers and HooooBJect HOMIES. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior ♥️ ✨️.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 7, 2022

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