ur mom

is a gay slag

"You're such a gay slag!"
"Your mom's a gay slag."

by urmomisreallygae May 19, 2022

my mom

my death

my mom will kill me

by Shooosh December 16, 2024

ur mom

i have crippling depression

person1: haha dude guess what?
person2: yeah?
person1: ur mom
person2: wow you're lame
person1: *crying*

by niggajeff February 24, 2019

Your mom

This means that your friends want to fuck your mom because she hot 🔥

Alex: hey what were you doing last night?

Me: your mom brooooooo

by Suck_ur_mom_ March 24, 2022

Kyler’s Mom’s Car

The car that got absolutely fucked by a Boston Marathon Doppelgänger

Kyler’s Mom’s Car
Kyler: Oh no the website crashed
Ben: Yea like your mom’s car

by Ooby Bob September 28, 2023

MOM

A person who gave birth to you.sometimes you ike her and someties you dont,and sometimes you dont have one if you dont im sorry.And if shes a christain good luck not wanting to go to church

mom:go clean your room !!!!
Daughter/son:No!!
Mom:spanks you lol

by EPIC_CORPSEHUSBAND- LOVER4484 November 8, 2020

Hot Mom Syndrome

When one’s Mother is so incredibly hot that they start to feel sick.

Kevin started to feel sick out of no where, he must have Hot Mom Syndrome.

by I<3 MILFs June 9, 2022