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King muahLonnBEnningfield junior

King MUAHLONNBECRUNSUS 🤴 👑 AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR MARCH 10TH 19EIGHTYNINE. KING AND RULER AND INVENTOR and creator OF ALL FLESH AND RELBJALOOD FLESH AND RELBJALUD AND DOUBJraGS MUAHLONNBECRUNMAS MUAHLONNBEXPLOSIONS BEJROOGURS AND GOMIGHTYBJIS GOMIGHTYDJIS Bemmimgfilms BEJROVBOOTY BEJROVBREAST ganbjrasters GANBJrASTaS banging backwards and BEJriPyTS. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior March 10th 19eightynine. A name for Lonnie Benningfield junior March 10th 19eightynine. And FeLBJraTiVES fELBJATiVES and FELBJASHE'S.
I am king muahLonnbenningfield junior ruler and inventor and creator of all the word's in this definition. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior March 10th 19eightynine.
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq October 10, 2023
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king Valderrama

The quiet kid in school, when he gets comfortable with you for being friends he get talkative and says sorry for being talkative and is so cool.
Girl 1:Omg have you seen how nice King Valderrama is?

Girl 2: OMG NO?!?!
by I AM A MAN OF JESUS 999 December 10, 2024
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Mwa ha ha ha, I am King Bowser!

A saying that means the same as the "Lord Farquad" version of this.
I discovered a meal named "Shit on a shingle" and I am going to make Devilled Eggs on Easter Sunday. Mwa ha ha ha, I am King Bowser!
by Ishy-Yoshi April 17, 2023
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Soak King

A Noble man with a high character and pristine moral compass that is beyond repute. Bestowed this gift from on high, he used his carnal knowledge to create a legal circumvention for those who seek the pleasures of the flesh before marriage. It took him years of remote isolation to have the epiphany that created soaking. He then traveled the globe proselytizing to the world's believers his new-found invention: soaking.
The Soak King saved my life with his invention of soaking. Without him, my girlfriend and I would have gone to hell. All hail the BSD (BIG SOAK DADDY).
by Soak King Historian January 12, 2024
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King Toby

King Toby is practically loyalty. Although sometimes socially awkward, he is the life of every party he’s invited to. He complains about how he used to younger and lighter instead of being a man and climbing up the bunk bed ladder. Round face. If you have a King Toby in your life, consider yourself lucky and very unlucky at the same time
Example 1: “King Toby was complaining about how he couldn’t get up that hill again”
Example 2: “King Toby, you’ll never be as good as Bill Wailey”
Example 3: “The two loudest noises in the world are a volcanic eruption and King Toby’s snoring”
by iztheman July 6, 2021
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King

A name given to someone who is very charismatic, intelligent, funny, and gets allll the ladies. He is usually tall, good looking, and good with his words. He can win over anyone. King is truly a chad!
Wow I have a crush on King he’s so cute
King in the funniest and most handsome guy I know.
by anonymous July 7, 2024
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The Lion King

Possibly one of the greatest, if not the greatest movies from the Disney renaissance. A retelling of Shakespeare's Hamlet, but with animals. Everything in this feature is perfect - from the writing to the animation to the songs... I literally canNOT give all of the things that are great in this movie, THERE ARE TOO MANY OF THOSE! I mean, Can You Feel The Love Tonight won the best original song at the Oscars! Oh, and if you think that the "live-action" remake of the movie is good, then why won't you do us a favor and go f*ck yourself?
Guy 1: Hey guys, remember The Lion King?
Guy 2: Oh wait, you mean the 2019 ada-
Guy 1: No. Go away.
by JanTheAnimatorOfficial November 1, 2023
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