LeBron James

Boy oh boy where do I even begin Lebron honey my pookie bear I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes Your silky smooth touch around the rim and that gorgeous jumpshot I would do anything for you I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire You had a rough childhood but you never gave up hope You are even amazing off the court, youre a great husband and father sometimes I even call you dad I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face You have given me so much joy and heartbreak over the years I remember when you first left Cleveland and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in miami, because deep down my glorious king deserved it I just wanted you to return home Then alas you did my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced 2015 was a hard year for us baby but in 2016 you made history happen You came back from 3-1 and I couldn't believe it I was crying bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words
"CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever but youve eternally changed my world And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat I love you pookie bear, my glorious king

LeBron James is my king and often edge furiously to him

by LebronGlazer2903 June 2, 2024

Lebron James

The Bronsexuals say he is the "Goat" when he's crys to the refs for a foul after he drives for a uncontested layup. 80% of the games he's right by the refs crying. He also is #1 in all time turnovers. Kyrie, Ray Allen, and Anthony Davis saved his career. He carries annoying fans to whatever team he goes to.

Do you know who the goat is becuase it's definitely not lebron james

by Non- Bronsexual March 17, 2021

Hellybron James

A word used to describe something that's confusing you or a term that used to produce excitement.

Henry: Wait, what the hellybron james did you just say?

by rizzy0000 July 10, 2025

National james charles day

On april 4 it’s national james charles day

On april 4 it’s national james charles day

by National james Charles day November 21, 2020

Im Rick James Bitch

A Phrase that will get you that golden money symbol

Im Rick James Bitch = Demoitization

by BOBBYROOSSSO May 18, 2020

James pullin a Monday

When James doesn't read my chats about For The King and he leaves us on read, aka ,"Monday"

Aiden: "James pullin a monday again"
Andrew: "What's that?"
James: *leaves on read*

by SurosAlt January 23, 2021

James

A well meaning kid, socially awkward or entirely inept, but still tries his best to be a nice and caring person. Has difficulty making friends but has a small personal circle of people that are cool with him, but he's a lot more charismatic online. Handsome, but his outward demeanor or certain aspects of his appearance like weight and style make it harder to get girls. Potentially clingy, obsessive even, as a result from social isolation, but is open to change, and has good neuroplasticity. Superficially intelligent, knows a lot of obscure references and facts like any geek, but also well read and has good spatial intelligence and high IQ like a true nerd. Has peculiar interests and hobbies, eccentric, maybe a bit foofy from time to time, and finds it hard to relate to other people, but is easy to talk to once conversation gets going well. Flirtatious and romantic, but lacks confidence and fumbles talking to girls. Overall, rough around the edges, but once you get to know him he's a good guy, just lonely.

Classmate 1, quietly: James, he's kinda weird isn't he?
Classmate 2, quietly: Yeah, but he's not so bad, kinda wonky sometimes but he's a good guy. He's misunderstood, give him a chance.

by JimboSlice477 October 29, 2022