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urban dictionary

a website intended to allow genuine human collaboration, to doccument the meanings of words, it has, however, become a haunt for degenerates to share innuendo, while using the most diabolical names in their examples
gwynneth: yo, davin, did you check out the word of the day on the urban dictionary?
davin: what the fuck, you use that shit? get away from me
by gunkwiththefunk April 11, 2024
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Urban Dictionary

A website where it is almost impossible to find a definition where no one is talking about sex god damit!
Me: Ay! Lets try to search up Hillary Clinton!
Result: The biggest bitch in the world who would have screwed up America
Me: ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) ok.....
How about intersectionality, that's pretty obvious to be something weird.
Result: To be fucked up in more ways than one.
Me: (ᴗ ͜ʖ ᴗ) *inhales*
Me again: ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉)

My note: if you are ever going to use this website, please, make your life better by talking an actual dictionary and READ GOD DAMIT!

This is defined as stupid like, HEY if your going to use uRbAn DiCtIoNaRy (The owners should delete this) use something else.
by hellomam June 14, 2019
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Urban dictionary

A slang dictionary database moderated by commies who wish to enable new speak and the genocidal regime of “cultural revolution”.
Urban Dictionary employee #1: “Hey that definition is wrong think!”

Urban Dictionary employee #2 “We better make sure we appease the tyrannically fascist commies and remove that wrong think from Urban Dictionary immediately!”
by Lo0kingGlass17 March 7, 2021
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Urban Dictionary

An app I regret creating.

...jk I didn't create it, but somebody did.
What's a sqwelcherbllelcheristicia? I have no idea, Why don't you look it up on Urban Dictionary, it might be there.
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Urban Dictionary

A website for people to make sex jokes instead of telling the actual definition of the word.
Person 1: I typed jigglypuff into Urban Dictionary
Person 2: Ok, and?
Person 1: Apparently its when a slightly obese man masturbates with a donut.
Person 2: Isn't that a Pokemon?
by RedNine September 5, 2022
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Urban Dictionary

Basically Reddit but the dictionary version

Has the same type of people on it except on here they are "English majors"
James: "Hey do u use Reddit"

Jimmothy: "Of course not! How dare you assume I use that filth! I use Urban Dictionary. Of course, someone like you would use Reddit as I see you don't use a comma after "Hey", spell "you" correctly, and not put a question mark after "Reddit."
by Cal_Cal February 19, 2021
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