Miguel's dick

A Miguel's dick is mostly higher than 7 inches by the time he is aged 15 he wants to change the world by making something but mostly because he wants to get free money from the invention so he never has to work again Miguel is an awesome guy who has been through a lot but makes sure others are happy in the way he never was

Miguel's dick is huge

by I like dictionaries July 9, 2017

eatma dick

its tasty

eatma dick

by YEETGOD420 September 7, 2018

Raisin Dick

When fucking a girl lasts so long you get a California Raisin Dick.

"Dude, then she clamped down on my dick with her Chinese dick trap until I had raisin dick"

by ColMustard January 10, 2014

Dick Chips

The unwashed crusties that flake off the tip of the penis .

Jordan took off his pants and his dick chips we're flying evergwhere!!

by Pilkja April 23, 2017

Goat Dick

A large blunt or cigar. Resembling a goats dick.

I'm about to roll a goat dick

by k Keister's quick February 2, 2015

Basic Dick

Equivalent of a basic bitch. Enjoys complaining about girlfriend or women in general, has an overall obsession with everything masculine, and wears cargo shorts way too much.

"He left more for an Asian who does anal and loves making sandwiches. What a basic dick."

by pacmo April 13, 2015

Iceberg Dick

A penis belonging to someone so overweight that only 10% is visible, the remainder stays under the surface.

Hannah: "Hey did you hear about Ben the Cat?"
Jalbert: "No, what about him?"
Hannah: "Dude has an iceberg dick."

by TAKOS December 13, 2010