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Passport Bro

Typically Western men (often American) who hope (or believe) that IF they can travel to a developing foreign nation, then they will be able to convince a woman there to marry them, fantasizing that such a union would allow the “Passport Bro” to treat their wife badly without consequence.

In this mindset vague, fauxstalgic gender-segregated roles are embraced, supposed rules which require nothing from a male partner other than his willingness to assess and correct the behavior, beliefs, and any/all actions of his female partner. To be perceived as “worthy” of a Passport Bro, a woman must be submissive to him completely, with no opinions, thoughts, or desires of her own.

The “Passport Bro” is not capable of understanding that a long term relationship requires both partners to be stable, emotionally mature, and whole- people capable of love and respect. The fallacy of the “Passport Bro” is that those proudly labeling themselves as such earnestly believe that by making use of conscious deception and manipulation, aided by a language barrier he will purposefully not alleviate, a healthy and loving romantic relationship that stands the tests of time will develop.
“Hey Anna, if one of those creepy Passport Bros won’t leave you alone, try this: Start speaking grammatically perfect English and then mention a 19th century novelist they’ll panic and run. Swear to God. The trash takes itself out, if you know what I mean.”

“Maria, that is brilliant. I’m never wasting another moment trying to get away from a Passport Bro without worrying he’s going to murder me for not being interested in him.”
by Bijou_Bijan April 9, 2024
mugGet the Passport Bromug.

Bro

A reasonable sign that the straight guy you have a crush on is not into you like that.
Gay guy: says anything to get his attention
Hottie: “yeah bro.”
by Jjbone September 24, 2021
mugGet the Bromug.

bro-knowledge

a typical situation in which a person is talking in the presence of friends and says something unaware of what they said has more behind it, which is then verified by a silent stare and nod by your buds
dave: so listen guys this chloe girl says shes single and has been for a while and would like to meet up sometime

bob: uh huh (looks over to carl, and thinks the same chloe who had sex with matt two days ago)

carl: thats cool man ( looks over to dave and silently confirms using bro-knowledge )
by mcfriedness October 8, 2011
mugGet the bro-knowledgemug.

lil bro big bro theory

When neokcs puts a face urban dictionary screenshot in a video.
"That could be his brother playing" - lil bro big bro theory
by ihatenickels February 25, 2025
mugGet the lil bro big bro theorymug.

Bro

by fdnvfnv February 20, 2022
mugGet the Bromug.

bro I swear this dude

Something retarded people say when they cannot respond normally or act like a normal human being.
Hey guys, let's go sit outside!
Bro I swear this dude
by hhhhhhh7 December 12, 2021
mugGet the bro I swear this dudemug.

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