simp

squirrels in my pants

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
simp

by who gave my son an onion June 22, 2020

Simp

A person, no matter their gender, who ends up doing way too much for a partner.

It's official; Charlie Brown is a simp.

by MrWhomstDVe August 2, 2020

simp

When Tony puts the hoes before the bros.

Tony is a simp because it puts girls first

by demos_ January 25, 2022

Simp

In all matters of professionalism, it refers to a bub.

Wow that bub guy is a real simp.

by Morrow.mc March 24, 2020

Multi-Platform Simp

A fail troll insult used by console fanboys to shame gamers who play on multiple gaming consoles and possibly PC.

The multi-platform simps got cucked by the great Phil Spencer because there was no mention of Halo or Xbox Game Pass going to Nintendo Switch.

by Harambe25 April 4, 2022

Simp

Trenton Schoonmaker

Simp for bell-bottom queens.

by pudge32 October 6, 2020

Simp

a term used to describe a man who's desperate for a girl to the point it's annoying, NOT some one who's just being nice to a girl.

A guy: *holds door open for a girl just one time*
some idiot: SIMP

by BlizzardyGirl September 5, 2020