Y'know, there's more to me than just my tits!

What a cute southern farmer's daughter gently remonstrates to a lustful stud who's having touchy-feely fun wif her delectable warm soft naked self in da hayloft.

Blinky-eyed buxom chick, giggling a bit after her new guy has made her velvety-smooth DD-cup chest-pillowz absolutely numb and tingly-nippled from his having thirstingly suckled and kneaded them in his big hands for fifteen minutes straight: Y'know, there's more to me than just my tits!
Guy, drooling pre-cum from his huge hard-on: Oh, I know there is, Sweet Cheex --- you're delightfully soft and warm all over, and I definitely want to savor every square inch of you! I just can't bring myself to let go of THESE gorgeous heavenly-feeling things yet!

by QuacksO July 12, 2023

short tits

The most beautiful girl at an ambulance company.

Man shes a real short tits.

by Gary hardcocks October 25, 2019

tennis ball tits

A person (usually a woman) who has small boobs. But, the boobs are near-perfect spheres.

John: Dude check out that girl over there!
Gabe: Yeah dude, her boobs are perfectly baseball shaped! Small, but yet very round and curve perfectly!
John: Yeah, they’re almost like tennis balls.
Gabe: So THAT’S why she called “tennis ball tits”?

by S0lari0us June 9, 2023

America’s Tits

Tits so large, voluptuous, sparkly, perky, and gorgeous that the beholder was forced to sign their tits over to the government to become public property. A mandated but selfless act. All Americans share equal access to these love lumps, like a national park.

It’s such a shame Ryan doesn’t let Christie flash her tits to America now that they’re married. He thinks he owns them but we know they are America’s Tits - they belong to EVERYONE.

by True_X_Blue May 6, 2025

Tit for tat

Doing something petty and the other person doing something pettier to see who is the pettiest !

Sasha: Hey girl I hooked up with your boyfriend last night

Miranda : oh that’s funny because I was with your dad !
Sasha: I see you trying to go tit for tat ! Let me call your grandpa!

by Lacenderlove July 3, 2024

Pop a tit day

Pop a tit day is on January 2nd

Yo sophia its pop a tit day so u better pop a tit for the boys

by Nig911er2012 January 1, 2023

Fatty Tits

Titties that are being held up by means such as a girls arm to make them look less saggy or cover up the fact that they are fat tits; titties that are big, but by no means good looking; tits on a girl that are huge, but only because she is obese. technically they are "big tits" but fatty tits is more appropriate

GUY: bruh, i work fast
GUY 2: LMAO, that's what fatty tits said

by f1r2e3d4 June 6, 2019