Your Mother

someone who is fatter than a beluga whale or someone non-existent

Bob: Hey Joe, Knock knock.
Joe: Who's there?
Bob: Your.

Joe: Your who?
Bob:Your Mother! HAH

by YourMotherLOLHAHAHAHAHA January 5, 2023

YO MOTHHHH

pronounced "yo muthhhh"
shortened version of your mother
can be said y/m on wattpad

Wattpad User: "is that y/m?"
Civilised Person: "you mean your mother?"
Normal person: "you guys mean YO MOTHHHH?"

by boobies4life_____ January 8, 2023

my mother

stupid

You are like my mother.

by DEZPP January 13, 2023

fucker mother

An emotionally cold, callous mother who consequently psychologically destroys her children, thereby ruining their lives. Analogous with 'refrigerator mother'.

You were sexually abused? I wish! Sounds heavenly to me. I suffered far worse. I survived a fucker mother.

by AnyNationExceptAmerica January 15, 2023

your mother

A nice lady who is your mother whose vagina I dive unto every night while you are sleeping.

I dove into your mother yesterday while you were sleeping

by suckyermadder January 28, 2023

Sweet mother of god

A sarcastic way to tell your mother that she is not sweet at all

Well mom, aren’t you as sweet as sweet mother of god?

by Ally but with A “E” January 28, 2023

Your Mother

The woman I formicate with daily

Friend: "Hey dude, I bet you never had sex ever,"
Me: "Well you should ask your mother, and see how much I actually do fuck."

by Broman memedude February 2, 2023