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James

James has a massive penis (20 inches +) and is probably the sexiest person you know
by Xx_Big_Cock_xX November 30, 2020
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James

A James is a pessimistic sneering curmudgeon of a man, often found making cutting remarks about the popular choices of his peers in an echo chamber of his own narcissism

A James can be caring, loving, even altruistic at times but this is merely a veneer to a more irritable pedantic undercurrent that underpins his worldview. A James is loathe to find themselves among the credulous masses, posting old pictures to social media or worse still, posting falsified hyperbolic definitions of their forenames

A James is stoic, unmoved by contemporary culture and a bastion for the virtues espoused by previous generations. They are most likely to be seen drinking sparkling water without irony and waxing lyrical about the smell of book pages. Do not approach a James without caution, their general acidity (physically, vocally, emotionally, mentally) is known to upset even the most unfaltering PH levels amongst biological sentients. They generally like order, they dislike waffles
He’s been a proper James about this today
by The Afatar November 23, 2021
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James Knox Polk

James Knox Polk (/poʊk/; November 2, 1795 – June 15, 1849) was the 11th president of the United States, serving from 1845 to 1849. A protégé of Andrew Jackson and a member of the Democratic Party, he was an advocate of Jacksonian democracy and extending the territory of the United States.
by HitlerForeskin May 1, 2025
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Rick James Plummer

Rick James, aka. Ricki the white, crazy, bald headed/tire on a harley riding rebel. Does what he wants, has no feelings or desire to make others happy. Gets bored easily, up for anything, best friend but nothing more man. Easily flowing but unable to have any long term bonds. Never lets anyone close to the point of becoming a chronic liar. Usually messed up on something, drugs or alcohol. Intelligent and skillful but lacks motivation to do anything long term unless given a purpose. Stories for days because the willingness to experience anything once. Hard headed and prideful. Has problems with Liars, Cheaters, Thieves, but tends to be exactly that. Not a whore but loves to fuck. Tests you constantly for years until.. well forever because he doesn't trust anyone. Gambling problem most likely, divorced, probably killed someone before but most likely has outstanding members of society for children. Geminis or scorpios. Dont get attached, he doesn't really like you like that"
Definition: Rick James Plummer (n) ; White Cracker Version of the Rick James.
Ricki: "I left everything behind, moved to another state on my Harley, to pay top dollar for hookers, tattoos, and cheaper drugs"

Random girl he moved in with: "Why cant you show someone love? A female by your side and ain't nothing stopping you from reaching peace"

Ricki: "Because Im Rick James Bitch, nothing stops me from doing anything. I'll die alone because I choose to!"
by RickiJ October 17, 2022
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Lebron James

A sussy saying when someone misses a sick trick shot.
Chuck threw the ball and it didn't go in, Jordan said "Lebron James"
by Jacoboieezcuul April 28, 2022
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James

James likes to rizz up other girls but always fails to pull one. Even though his grades are really good, he’s a major dick to everyone. Mostly, James is a extrovertic guy with populatity and men because of his unfunny humor. He also shares his feet fetish pictures on discord. He always appears with a devilish smirk on his face when he walks into the campus. He’s mostly goofy but manages to make people laugh. Idk why..
1: “Hey! Who is that guy and why does he act like a dick?”
2: “Thats James.”
1: “Oh.”
by that one bitch from dc April 30, 2023
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