launching the brown rocket

Another cleaned-up slang phrase for taking a shit.

I told my six-year-old that I’d be out in a minute or two, that I was launching the brown rocket.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 27, 2023

Michael Lee Brown

the sweetest man alive. he’s the skinniest legend around. Stream “Way It Used To Be” the EP for clear skin😌✨✋

“Have you seen Michael Lee Brown as Evan Hansen? He’s incredible”

by skinniestlegend1213 October 21, 2019

Brown noise situation

Exaggerated chaos that ensues following a relatively small act or event. Refers to Episode 317 of South Park in which Cartman's mission to find the brown noise creates a domino effect that leads to devestation and destruction around the world

(Random person's thoughts as they happen) "oh shit I just tripped over, whoops and I knocked over that glass of water at the same time, oh my god and it's gone all over that lamp and OVER THE WIRES &!%£$%^AAAAARRGGHHH BROWN NOISE SITUATION!!"

by K Ellis January 9, 2009

Romancing the Brown Stone

To take ones time and (to some extent) enjoy defecating a large poo.

Oh Bruce, I think it's finally time!
- Take it slow, mate; don't hurt yourself.
Don't worry, pal: I'm going to be romancing the brown stone...

30 minutes later... Plop.

by SanG121 June 4, 2023

Brown lemon water

Chop the end off a lemon then insert Into the rectum with the chopped end facing out. Tighten and relax the nipper valve till the adequate amount of brown lemon water is added to your favourite soft drink.

'what did you put in my Fanta dude, it tasted tangy?'

'ohh that... I just added some brown lemon water, nothing to worry about'

by LtKush August 2, 2019

Browning Me Off

V. To wear ones patience thin, to be vexatious to the spirit

"I say, this chap is rather Browning Me Off... Fetch my shooter... "

by fatboyspence January 12, 2012

brown hair effect

When someone has gotten on your nerves so bad, that even mundane facts about the person, like brown hair, bothers you.

Similar to BEC/bitch eating crackers, except it’s not even about what the person is doing, at this point the fact they happen to have brown hair annoys you.

(Kev, who is generally a prick)

Johnny: fucking kev with his stupid brown hair.
Jules: lmao, kev got that brown hair effect

by lmaosk8s March 2, 2022