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bag fuck

having sexual intercorse with an ugly {bitch} by putting a bag over her head.
person 1- dude, that chick you were with was so so gross!

person 2- i know.

person 1- did u fuck her?

person 2- yea i tossed a a bag on her face and BAG FUCKED that biotch!
by h-nug June 22, 2005
mugGet the bag fuckmug.

Fart Bag

A lame human-being(mostly male wrestlers) who was once good at wrestling but no longer is.
A perfect example of a Fart Bag is Sting-Former WcW superstar who tries to relive his glory days on TNA and is always going down for the 1-2-3.
by Action-Squad J3rk Cr3w August 4, 2009
mugGet the Fart Bagmug.

brown bagging it

Bob: So what were you up to last night?
Steve: Oh nothing much y'know, just brown bagging it.
by blahsey February 10, 2009
mugGet the brown bagging itmug.

douche bag

1. the tool used to clean a female, well.. you know.

2. a name called to people are being extremly gay or retarted at times.
"Before we have sex honey, I would prefer to douche myself." quoted the skank hoe.

"Your such a douche bag baby! Lets just fuck and get it over with!" cried Bob, tied to the bed unwillingly.
by douchebag917 October 12, 2004
mugGet the douche bagmug.

Bag of Douche

Similar reference to douchebag, but said when the speaker desires to get a laugh.
Nick: Look, guys! I can bench 200 pounds twenty times!

Alex: Nick, you're being a bag of douche.
by dudebro15 August 11, 2009
mugGet the Bag of Douchemug.

fag bag

by Bob Farts June 1, 2010
mugGet the fag bagmug.

Bag of Skittles

Genetic make up, in reference to possible offspring. Traits such as hair color, body type, eye color, height, etc. The Bag of Skittles can also include bad things such as diseases (asthma, allergies, diabetes) and mental issues (psycho, anxiety, depression, being a freak in general). One must thoroughly examine the Bag of Skittles of the opposite sex before deciding to have offspring.

*Skittles are a popular chewy, bite size candy with a hard candy outter shell. They come in various flavors and colors and are very popular in the U.S.
She's hot and all, but have you checked out her Bag of Skittles yet? She might have some bad Skittles in there ....you know...she might be crazy.

My baby's daddy has no common sense, and my baby is just like her daddy and it drives me crazy! Girl, you should have checked out his Bag of Skittles before you had that baby!
by Dirtbunny April 9, 2006
mugGet the Bag of Skittlesmug.

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