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Cup Fart Cobra

In addition to cupping your fart in your hand, instead of simply throwing it in somenes face, you would put the cupped air directly in your mouth and blow it in your victims face.
I cup fart cobra styled John yesterday, he punched me really hard because of it
by Cup Fart, Cup a fart, fart March 27, 2016
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When Petter Solberg talks about the how it's not the speed that kill, it's the explosion in really bad english
it's not the fart that kills, it's the smell- Petter Solberg
by MustachePotet February 4, 2022
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a fart's chance in a windtunnel

(n.) A situation where an idea or thing has very little probability of existing or continuing to exist. In the same vein as "a snowball's chance in Hell," except less dependent on Christian ideologies.

Based on the idea that a mass of flatus has very little chance of being smelt if it is whisked away by the high-velocity air currents native to the windtunnels used in aeronautics testing.
Your new newsblog doesn't have a fart's chance in a windtunnel unless you plagiarize the shit out of other more prominent newsblogs.
by jableshables August 20, 2010
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Old Man Fart

Typically, a musty smelling fart that lingers for several minutes.
"Damn, Ralph ripped an old man fart!"
by stinkyshitbritches May 31, 2018
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Fart-in-your-mailbox

The idea that someone is being shady without any actual proof, like a anonymous Shit smell in your mailbox. First occurred from a string of offenses reported on Next Door.
“Man, have you read all this stuff John Bolton has been Writing about Trump?”

“Dude, that guy is an asshole from Jump, he’s full of shit. Don’t let him Fart-in-your-mailbox”
by Calinonsurfer June 18, 2020
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fart-o-meter

a machine that reads out the sonic frequency of your fart, the intensity of the smell, and the length of how long it stays in the air. it estimates and draws who the fart belongs to. many detectives use this devise for solving crime.
and everyone in the room suddenly looked at tommy, who had his face on the fart-o-meter screen! they now knew who let out the fart that killed old man Jones
by vitoman123 November 24, 2020
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Teddie Hot Fart

The grotesque and crusty flatulence of Teddie the Goldendoodle.
by Hairypuss March 2, 2020
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