fish hook magic

the ability of a dude to catch & reel in a chick

did you see jim last night? he used his fish hook magic on that girl & bam, in the car.

by officespacejk May 28, 2009

Respect the fish during the full moon or suffer the full moon or suffer the consequences

Do what someone said

Sleepy Joe said "Son don't tell me to not buy ice cream so Respect the fish during the full moon or suffer the full moon or suffer the consequences" because the ice cream truck was arriving and Sleepy didn't care what the conservative boy said

by Honky donkey22 November 01, 2023

Going fishing with a spoon

CHOKIN' THE CHICKEN
MASTURBATING
JERKING THE GHERKIN

Did you hear about how he was caught going fishing with a spoon?

by Boar1 April 16, 2024

Angler Fish

A person (often a woman) who uses angles, lights, and subterfuge to lure in a mate (often on a dating app).

"Damn homie... that girl ain't a catfish, but she's sure an angler fish"

by Wally G. December 08, 2022

Box like a fish

Where you are absolutely cracked at life and shot on minorities

I am a box like a fish at pife

by Skatadoododoo December 25, 2020

Fish aids

Fish aids is a type of AIDS (Acquired Immunodeficiency syndrome) Which rarely is contracted after having sexual relations with any kind of live fish.

Guy one: "Damn bro... I got fish aids from last weekend."

Guy two: "I told you to wear a condom."

by lemoncello January 14, 2025

Musician Fish Face

MFF — for short. Used to describe a musician’s face when practicing or playing, looks much like a fish.🐟

Void of facial expressions when ultra concentrated. Can be cured with by relaxing and actually having fun with the piece instead of being scared to make a mistake every measure.

Dude, James has a such a musician fish face. He must be nervous.

by illBbach December 03, 2024