one woman show

basically meaning that a girl wants to be the only in a guy's life... love/relationship wise.

Guy: So what do you think about us having a threesome?

Girl: No thanks hun, I'm just a one woman show.

It can also refer to a guy hanging out with a girl and her not wanting to have other girls hang out with them.

by Darling Eve August 19, 2008

one inch punisher

A usually short guy. With and nice thick one incher. Really good in bed. Has mad foot skills and hand skills.

"Dude he's a one inch punisher"

"Omg I just did a one inch punisher "

by fuckthaniggaineedajoint October 14, 2016

Get you one

to smoke a bowl of marijuana. quite simple.

Ashton Kutcher: "Hey man, are you going to get get you one with me after the show tonight?"

Snoop Dogg: "Nah, I already got me one earlier today. You can go ahead and get you one, though."

by 1bram4 August 27, 2009

Wichita Wet One

The act of forcing your cock into a chicks mouth and pissing in it while taking a shit. While your pissing in her mouth, another person pisses on her back.

We totally gave easy t a wichita wet one that one night. She was soaked, but shes a whore so she loved it.

by Jonny Bones March 19, 2008

burn one down

Smoke a bowl of marijuana, in a pipe or bong.

Dude, let's go burn one down behind the old mill!

by Glabl Blarbl September 25, 2004

one and fourd

Getting so black out drunk there is a high probablity that you were raped at some point during the night

Dude I woke up last night in some guys lawn and my shoes were gone. You got one and fourd last night.

by 1 and four March 4, 2009

Thirty One

Commonly used street term for meth, especially in or around central Texas.

Hey man, do you think you could get me some thirty one?

by 31Experience December 19, 2013