Go tit yourself

v. - to put on a bra. Equivalent to calling a man, a pussy, or say that someone is acting like a girl; asking someone to man up

Guy #1: Why did you steal my last ice cream cone? I was saving that. :(

Guy #2: Go tit yourself!

by Gorillafaceoff September 30, 2011

go hard in the paint

To pop a boner and stick it into a can of paint.

Joe: I go hard in the paint every night dude
Matt: Like, you played basketball?
Joe: Uhh...

by jaguaro March 6, 2014

go eat a donut

this phrase was created by Steve (Stefan) of Atlanta, Georgia. something as an insult instead of always using your mom or your face. inspired by your mom, your face, and the simpsons.

Ex: 1

person 1: your fat
person 2: your mom's fat
person 1: your face is fat
person 2: GO EAT A DONUT!
person 1: .......(cries and runs away)

Ex: 2

(person 2 comes back)

person 2: your mom's fat.
person 1: go eat a donut u fat piece of s**t!!
person 2: .......(cries and runs away...again...)

by steve k. December 11, 2005

Going Fort Hood

The modern equivalent of going postal. Usually occurs in a setting where Bureaucracy takes place such as the DMV or Post Office.

I spent 2 hours at the DMV today, I came this close to going Fort Hood on everyone in that place.

by CaesarAugustusRobertoRamerez November 13, 2009

God on a Go-Kart

Expression used to show surprise or disgust, possibly even disbelief. Originally hailing from the more frequented term 'Christ on a bicycle.' Now however has been scientifically proven that god mastered the art of wheel turning from a go-kart his bad fiddling uncle Tommy gave him.

Have you heard, Moreen is becoming a man? What you mean Moreen from accounting, God on a go-kart!

by Captain Stabber. December 15, 2009

Going to Best Buy

Embarking to recieve a blow-job, oral sex, dome, fellatio, head, or as others would say, worship at the altar.
Best accompanied by a hand gesture near the mouth.

Raphael: You going to Best Buy with her?
Nelson: Yeah, you know, a bit of the old singing today.

by R-Hellaz July 10, 2010

Go Get God

When you are about to beat the living crap out of someone and you tell them to "Go Get God" because the beating is inevitable and they need some higher power to live through it.

Dude: Shut up Bitch!

Other Dude: Yo, Go Get God man because you are going to get fucked up!

by Immafoo August 27, 2010