Your Mom

You are a stupid person so stop with the your mom jokes

Your mom is so fat

by CoooooolDogmannn December 21, 2020

Your mom

1. gay
2. gay
3. gay
4. gay
5. gay

Your mom is gay.

by Carson Sturgill December 21, 2020

Your mom

An ugly animal that is used to scare people on Christmas

AAAH JEFF IT IS YOUR MOM

by Kile December 21, 2020

homeless wanabe mom

A homeless woman who begs to every man she sees for unprotected sex because she want's to be a mom, even though she is homeless

Person 1: I am going to take another route to walk to work from now on. May take 5 minutes more.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: Because there is this annoying homeless wanabe mom, along my walk to work who embarrasses me everytime she asks me for sex out of the blue.

Person 2: Ok, no problem. Just wake 5 minutes more early.

by MST3K I like December 25, 2020

Cereal Mom

CD for short and CD is the best cereal parent of all times with Trox so All Hail CD and only CD because CD the best parent ever

CD is the best parent
Cereal Mom is a mom and Cereal Dad is dad :>

by LeCanadianCoconut October 24, 2020

mom stan

usually used in kpop.

when a young person makes a lighthearted joke about something and an old person/some loser comes in a polices it and finds it unfunny because they’re incapable of knowing what new tech humor is.

normal person: i’m gonna beat the shit out of *idol name*...

mom stan: that is absolutely not funny, delete it rn.

by baekhyuncanrunovermewithabus October 25, 2020

Ur mom

somone who is dead (I’m sorry for their family’s lost)

JeSsIcA: Hey!! It’s ur mom!
MaN: So it’s someone who is dead? Why wouldn’t you say that in the first place-? Gosh JeSsIcA!

by Name starts with “A” October 26, 2020