ur mom
ur mom by dinonuggetsdiedandrevived December 31, 2019
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Cobra Mom
A Mother that displays chronic narcissistic traits. A Cobra Mom will bite with a venomous poison that consists of verbal, mental, physical ,and emotional abuse towards their targeted child. The Cobra Mom will also see their child as their source of supply and will bite a child until the child becomes the golden child or the scapegoat.
I did everything my Cobra Mom ask me to and I can't please her no matter what I do. She always expects me to respond to her every call. I feel like I never get have my own identity because she insists on giving me one. My Cobra is so controlling and talks to me condescendingly. She gets so jelly when I outshine her.
Cobra Mom by beedebbibee January 4, 2020
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1. Ur mom, also your mom or your mum, is commonly used as a random phrase.
2. Ur mom, also yo momma or yo mama, is a joke made often. Usually, the person telling the joke is not trying to insult the receiver's mother.
3. Ur mom is the dead woman whom you're insulting. Even though you didn't mean to, you still insulted her.
2. Ur mom, also yo momma or yo mama, is a joke made often. Usually, the person telling the joke is not trying to insult the receiver's mother.
3. Ur mom is the dead woman whom you're insulting. Even though you didn't mean to, you still insulted her.
1. literally any teacher: "Please read the next paragraph."
nervous me: "Uh.. uh.. UR MOM!" *runs out of class in fear*
2. joke teller: "Ur mom's so fat she couldn't even enter Walmart!"
receiver: *laughs nervously*
3. joke teller: "Ur mom's so stinky even the garbage couldn't handle her!"
receiver: *tearing up* "Dude, my mom's dead.."
nervous me: "Uh.. uh.. UR MOM!" *runs out of class in fear*
2. joke teller: "Ur mom's so fat she couldn't even enter Walmart!"
receiver: *laughs nervously*
3. joke teller: "Ur mom's so stinky even the garbage couldn't handle her!"
receiver: *tearing up* "Dude, my mom's dead.."
ur mom by hitman bang January 17, 2020
UR MOM
the person who gave birth to you
thinks their right all the time
makes u clean ur room
whoops ur a s s for no reason
thinks their right all the time
makes u clean ur room
whoops ur a s s for no reason
Your cool friend: yo, UR MOM kinda sucks at this game!
You: I know
Your cool friend: wanna come over to get away from UR MOM?
You: ya bro
You: I know
Your cool friend: wanna come over to get away from UR MOM?
You: ya bro
UR MOM by taytaysuckssheabitchfromhell January 21, 2020
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