Commissioner King

King is the Commissioner of Education in NY who continues to ignore the outcry over the implementation of Common Core Learning Standards and high stakes testing.

1. To refuse to change behavior in the face of overwhelming evidence due to extreme arrogance.
2. To be screwed as a result of arrogance.

1. Despite a warning from the control tower of impending doom should he continue, the know-it-all pilot pulled a Commissioner King and crashed the plane into the mountainside.

2. Principal: Why is your whole first grade class crying?

Teacher: Because they've been Commissioner Kinged.

by Everynewyorkteacher December 15, 2013

king live dance

The king live dance was the zesty shit Rui Kamishiro and Tsukasa Tenma from Projecy Sekai did, they did a live virtual dance to King by Kanaria covered by Rui and Tsukasa. Rui canonically choreographed the dance himself and it was really gay so ruikasa canon yall

A : did you see the King live dance man?

T : oh yea it was really gay

A : yea imagine being gay…..

(Akitoya reference cOUGH)

by hioaqits February 17, 2024

King Didly

The best king to live. His kingdom is located in Jackson Ohio. His rule will end in 5 years when he graduates. The people of his kingdom are his deeds and peasants. He is the best ruler evr!!

King Didly is my king.
You must worship him.

by King Didly May 24, 2018

king gremlin

The king of the grims and the hardest rapper there is/ mostly sing about heart break and loss. Always sexually active towards his significant other.

That boy a grim for real. He at it again king gremlin.

by KG Chronicles November 20, 2023

King

The most amazing person you will ever meet. Will charm you with his good looks and smooth AF personality. Very flirty and playful, but when King is serious, he will do everything he can for whomever he loves. Great body and dick too #meloikeythedick

Oh you need both love and dick? Just look for King, he’ll give you both!

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Spew King

a person who spews the most, and in the best ways....

"Dude, Moose is definetly the spew king, the other day he spewed sideways, and one time it went over his head."

by Moose Cianci January 26, 2006

Vibe king

Lame dude who things he’s hot af but not really tho. Says they bring the mood/booze/goods/all of the above but they rarely, if ever, show up. Honestly sounds like the name of a dildo brand, but it’s fitting cause they’re usually fake dicks lol

Ex. Posts or reposts old club/happy hour pics to their story but actually sitting at home playing an EA 2k-something game or any other basic dude-bro activity

Bro, this party sucks. We should have invited Brad because he’s the vibe king. But dude hasn’t came out with us since that one night, always posting to the story tho :/

by Rowdybb September 13, 2020