john

if your friend’s name is john, these definitions aren’t fake!

1. he like boys 101%
2. you like him
3. you love him so much that you save him as “ysc”, “eyes don’t lie”, pillow” etc etc, make up scenarios in your head about john and you cuddling watching a movie together (perferably an anime) and getting all mushy mushy with eachother that you go into a bedroom and you know what happens next and then after that you two fall alseep in bed half naked, and then kidnap him and do crimes to him that would get you in prison for millennials upon millennials, and you bully him.
4. you hate him so much

1. “John obviously likes ______ because he’s always near him!”
2. “I.. think I like John..”
3. …
4. “Omg.. is that John?! He’s soo ugly! I just hate him!”

by the delulu one March 9, 2024

John

John is a basic ass name
And if you have you boring

John: Hi
Normal person: bro get the Fuck out my face your name is John 💀

by Someomeis69ingyourmom January 25, 2023

Nathan John

Builds best motorbike ramps ever.

Wow Nathan john you so much better building motorbike ramps in building things then any of his brothers.

by Dr knowsmorethanyou September 16, 2020

John Farley

A guy who absolutely sucks, Always have, john Farley is a guy that will always be fruity but everyone still loves him

Also known as John Triplett

Wow that guy John Farley sucks

by You’re boy skinny penis May 11, 2025

John

A man with the biggest ass you can't understand. It's perfect in every way. I want it in my mitts.

"Hey do you know John?"
"No, who is that?"
"He is the guy with the massive ass"
"Ohhhh I'm familiar"

by simp_simpy February 13, 2023

John

A common white man name

(Blackperson) hi im john

(Whight john) super radical dude

by ×*\&&÷&&!!&\'\!&.!.-.!.!,-&.=, July 31, 2019

John Greenwood

An excellent mathematician taught by the man who inveted the number 0- Mr Sen. His name was inspired by himself.
John Greenwood has since then co-created the indro sen squad in memory of mr sen

John Greenwood is a genius

by anonymous October 2, 2020