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Egg Fish Lure

A game, nearly identical to the hit sensation Rock Paper Scissors, but with arguably better logic. Lure beats (or catches) fish, fish beats (or eats) egg, and egg beats (or avoids) lure. When ready to play each player yells "Egg, Fish, Lure, Cast!" How to play: Egg is much like rock, as you ball your hand up into a fish much like you're going to fist bump someone, (and if someone plays lure they wont be able to hook onto your hand). Fish looks like a C-shaped grip, like a fish's mouth would (and if you win against egg you put your whole hand around the other persons hand). Lure is a sideways shaped J, (and when winning against fish, you link to the other person's cupped hand and yank it up like a fish). Ideally meant to be played on Fishmas, a fish themed celebratory holiday in December.
Carter: "Ready for our annual tournament of Egg Fish Lure?" JD: "Yep, bring it on loser!" Both: "Egg, Fish, Lure, Cast!" *Carter has thrown Fish, and JD has thrown Lure, making him the winner*
by AFellowMalaysian November 11, 2024
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Fish tank time

The period of time where sex (usually heterosexual penetration) is so boring that you'd rather pay attention to the guy's conveniently positioned fish tank than actively engage in sex.
A: "Hey, I heard you and Tom hooked up last night, how'd it go? Is he worth a go?"

B: "For someone who's so experienced, there was way too much fish tank time. Would not recommend."
by lotsofusefulwords March 12, 2016
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fish desking

The act of attaching a dead (or live) fish to the underside of a coworkers desk.
Awww man! Ross has been fish desking the shit out of me lately!
by bumbleduckfunkiebeanz May 9, 2022
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fish man

fish man will arrive in your sleep. fish man will drive in your dreams. fish man is going to follow you...

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by tata_123 January 31, 2023
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Twisted fish

Sometimes goes by darth Vader or yoyoyoitsmean. Might feel like a phone vibration but it’s a fart. Gene is usually very strong and will look alike. Bfj vs avb the world will die!!!!
Damn cuh he look like a twisted fish cuh.
by Dungstido November 23, 2021
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Swallow a fish

What a cute girl says to show how much she enjoyed gobbling the goop of her boyfriend.
Every time I swallow a fish I feel like I can fly!
by Daveiniowa February 25, 2019
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Fish

Want some fish?
by Free Pricington November 28, 2019
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