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Stinky taco fart

by fartlicker67 December 16, 2021
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When Petter Solberg talks about the how it's not the speed that kill, it's the explosion in really bad english
it's not the fart that kills, it's the smell- Petter Solberg
by MustachePotet February 4, 2022
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fart-o-meter

a machine that reads out the sonic frequency of your fart, the intensity of the smell, and the length of how long it stays in the air. it estimates and draws who the fart belongs to. many detectives use this devise for solving crime.
and everyone in the room suddenly looked at tommy, who had his face on the fart-o-meter screen! they now knew who let out the fart that killed old man Jones
by vitoman123 November 24, 2020
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butthole penis fart

beck: and now i am going to welcome one of my favorite bands, they are arguably one of the best bands of all time. put your old ass hands together, and give a warm welcome to butthole penis fart
by freefall44 January 5, 2021
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Within farting distance

Unit of measurement for distance, representing close enough to literally and figuratively hear or smell flatulence.
Yeah, she was standing right behind me, within farting distance.
by niggman star33 January 21, 2021
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Total eclipse of the fart

To suppress a fart to the point where it. Causes pain…
Man. I was at my fiance's parents house for dinner,and I really had to let one rip. But I did a total eclipse of the fart instead.
by 4realazitgits March 3, 2021
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front fart surprise

When a woman queefs and it stuns you.
Sharon and I were going at it when she unleashed a front fart surprise. It was grand.
by Rawnuts69 July 27, 2023
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