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cock munchers

people with cunt like tendencies who like comp on the pee pee. usually people who are cock munchers are also major tools
Geneva IL people who live here are cock munchers
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Cock-punch

stringing a rooster up by it's feet and using it for a speed bag
it's how they used to train for a bare-knuckles boxing match in the nether regions of hillbilly hell
by it's the in-breedin' May 16, 2004
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Cock Shame

When the owner of a massive penis tries to emphatically deny it as to fit in with the crowd, all the while knowing he is a freak of nature with a pelvis crushing anaconda between his legs.
Michael has a bad case of cock shame, he says it’s a ‘normal’ penis. But I’ve seen it, it’s terrifying.
by Long Drop May 15, 2022
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goat cock

A cock in a form of the face of a goat
Madura Velupillai, dlorah reimer, megan cooper, and shayani rajmohan, and gajani sritharan goat cock
by Bobby Chungg June 6, 2009
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Taco Cock

A lesbian's vagina. Especially in angry lesbians.
by tACO cOCK qUEENS March 30, 2009
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monkey cock

1) A funny insult.
2) Something you see at the zoo.
1) You stupid monkey cock.
2) Look, that orangutan is beating around his little monkey cock. Ugh!
by Jonballz February 11, 2004
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Smoking Cock

During the act of Fellatio, the pubic hair at the base of the penis shaft, is set ablaze, appearing as though the phallus is being smoked, this term was originated by Reverend JG.
"Hey Sandy, wanna Smoke some cock" said Phineas. Betty replied," Whats that?". Phineas proceeded to explain," its where you come over here, give me some neck, and I light my merkin on fire." With a disoriented look on her face, Betty then asked," what in the fuck is a merkin." Phineas, with a look that would kill 200 bison, sounded off "JUST GET OVER HERE AND SUCK!" Betty Cried, but voluntarily began to smoke cock. When the lewd act was over, and they smoked all the cock, that needed to be smoke, Phineas, treated Betty, to some In-N-Out burgers. Smoking Cock
by UncleRev June 9, 2009
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