I already work around the clock!

An exclamatory statement made in anger when an already overworked person is asked to work even more.

Terrible actor from crappy trilogy about mummies:

"We can do this if we push ourselves, if we work around the clock..."

Over the hill actor from good trilogy about archeologists, but subsequently ruined by an over the hill director and aliens?!?:

"I ALREADY WORK AROUND THE CLOCK!!!"

by BNOVICK January 15, 2010

dirty work

dishonest, unethical, or criminal acts

He always sends his henchmen to do his dirty work rather than doing it himself.

by Light Joker December 1, 2005

after-work-jerk

The masturbation session that takes place immediately when you get home after a pent-up day at the office.

After staring at my assistant's hot ass all day, I needed an after-work-jerk before I could go to the gym.

by Clark W. Griswald May 5, 2006

work piece

A male or female companion but not exactly a girlfriend or a boyfriend but someone you are kicking it with or having sexual relations with.

A former president would not admit to that chick being his work piece.

by shantiqu6 September 4, 2007

Work Your Way Up

What bosses say to employees to get their hopes up about doing something good in their career when they really never get a promotion or anything.

Employee: When will I become manager?
Boss: Work your way up.

by careertyut August 7, 2012

Mars Worker

An individual whom possesses neither physical nor intellectual competence and is best suited working in the deep mine shafts of Mars for the remaining duration of their life.

Xavier is so fucking stupid I heard they sent him up to Mars to collect minerals. What a dumb fucking Mars worker!

by TallGuyKai June 20, 2020

Work Pooper

A person who poops at work and stinks up the bathroom.

All the employees hated kristen, because she was a work pooper.

by Fresh Air Natzi October 19, 2007