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the dirty wig

When someone uses your wig to wipe someone's ass.
Man,I ran out of toilet paper and had to do the dirty wig,again.
by paul blart December 15, 2012
mugGet the the dirty wigmug.

fuck me with the wig on

Demanding to get fucked by someone or something wearing a wig.
There was a point in my life I didn’t think I could cum without atleast a finger in my ass, but when you fuck me with the wig on I can’t help it.
by Meowthatsthecatspajamas December 7, 2018
mugGet the fuck me with the wig onmug.

Jizz Wig

1. Another name for a Condom, or "Jimmy Hat" used in strange parts of the world.

2. When a person ejaculates onto the head of another person creating a miniature hair-do out of the semen.

3. When a person that has ejaculate or semen on their head uses the sticky substance as a hardening gel to stylize their hair in a fashionable way.
Yeah bro, we ended up getting tooted at the party then came home and I busted a Jizz Wig all over they head. They looked up at me like, "oh hell naw" it was dope!
by herbertonic June 19, 2023
mugGet the Jizz Wigmug.

B.A.T. wig

cosmetic-cranial-adaptor-device used to poorly disguise one's self in order to utterly fail at any attempt to extort another individual.
Hey, I heard you wore a B.A.T. wig to drop off some thumb drive.
by us national June 18, 2009
mugGet the B.A.T. wigmug.

maidens wig

"Gurl shave your maidens wig!"
Dad
by Rose56966 July 17, 2017
mugGet the maidens wigmug.

wig

A word used by gays that describes their feelings.
omg, wig.
by hardv December 12, 2018
mugGet the wigmug.

Wig snatched

When your wig is snatched, it means that something blew you away or shocked you in an extreme manner. This is usually used in a positive manner and can also be used as a compliment.

For example, if I saw a really pretty picture of my best friend on Instagram, I would comment that my wig was snatched. Someone could also watch a video of a singer and be so unexpectedly amazed by their voice that their wig would also be snatched. But it isn't necessarily used by the LGBQT+ Community
Beyoncé out here wig snatching with that Bowl Performance! Or Did you see how Mariah came for Demi Lovato on Watch What Happens Live? I died! Wig snatched.
by ProfessionalWigSnatcher June 9, 2018
mugGet the Wig snatchedmug.

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