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Denzel Washington 

Denzel is da MAN! You could say, He Got Game.

University of Washington 

A state run program to harbor all foreign nationalities, but mostly Asians. Asians, Asians, Asians and more Asians. UW propaganda attempts to make attendees (AKA Fuskies) feel better about themselves by inflating their enormous egos by supplying pink t-shirts, 2 sizes to small, to all men and by confiscating all female underwear (most girls are already so slutty, they often have none already).

Luckily, UW alerts the general public of a Fuskies presence by smothering its inhabitants with gaudy purple and gold, which are the universal colors for "Yes, I tan and go to Starbucks every day, please key my car."

Sadly, while UW was intended for foreign exchange students, unintelligent, insecure, high school sluts and bisexual men from here in America have, over time, been attracted to UW, thus enhancing UW's reputation as a breeding ground for STD's, bad sports teams, and cum spiked hair.
Kieth, you Fuskie, get up to the University of Washington.

University of Washington 

The school Ivy missers attend to make themselves feel better about that Cornell rejection. Convinced they attend an elite institution, Huskies overlook UW's 75% acceptance rate and mediocre admissions statistics, preferring to delude themselves into believing they attend anything more than a mediocre regional school unknown outside the Pacific Northwest.
Husky - "Yeah I go to University of Washington, the best school in a barely populated region of the country. It's basically the equivalent of Harvard."

Ivy Leaguer - "......what the fuck are you talking about?"
University of Washington by yaley November 26, 2010

University of Washington 

University of Washington colors: "Purple" and Gold

Nigga T. Washington 

A colloquial and (intended to be) non-pejorative term for a friend. Based off of the 19th century African American civil rights leader Booker T. Washington.

Olympia, Washington 

No one here knows what the fuck deodorant is.
Oh Olympia, Washington? Yeah the people that think they're sending a message by not washing their armpits?