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Month of the Empty Wallet

The month of November for gamers. Tons of Triple-A games come out every week of November which causes the gamer's wallet to always be empty. In November 2013, Two new consoles will be released as well as tons of launch titles.
"Hey man! Can you spot me 10 bucks?" "Can't bro I just bought the new Call of Duty, Halo, and Assassin's Creed! Happy Month of the Empty Wallet!"
by Jakefiz September 10, 2013
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keep the Benjamin on the wallet

Save your money, don't spend it for useless things
Instead of buying shiny new phones or cars, why you don't ever think to keep the Benjamin on the wallet?
by Sir. B September 19, 2021
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wallet

a nice wet juicy vagina, usualy right before sex, that is throbbing for nice hard cock
Stick that long hard cock in my wallet baby!
by pussyfucker November 21, 2005
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Wallet Rapist

Any woman who's goal is to liberate the contents of a man's wallet. I.E a gold digger/whore. The most effective way to rape a mans wallet is to marry him and then divorce him.
"Did you hear? Billy Beta and Jenny are getting divorced. She's getting most of his money."
"Yeah, I heard. She already did it to Dave, remember? She's a wallet rapist."
by HardcaseNewbie October 8, 2015
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Wallet

Term used by females to describe men. It is supposed to be offensive.
Yes, stupid hoes really think that calling men 'wallets' i.e. indicating that they have a lot of money is offensive. These dishwashers bro...
by odode December 24, 2020
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Operation Raw Chicken Wallet

A term for the act of coitus, which is a natural, zesty enterprise.
I totally had to launch Operation Raw Chicken Wallet with that girl I met at the bar.
by daygloworange February 28, 2009
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Wallet Fraud

Wallet Fraud is a most heinous means of deception. Wallet Fraud takes place when a woman who knows that she is lacking in the booty department wears jeans just a little loose and puts a large wallet in one pocket and another item (sometimes a cell phone) in the other so as to create the illusion of a more voluminous posterior.

There is some level of plausable deniability involved because these items do have a purpose and could feasably be stored in the back pockets without any sort of nefarious intent, but one must remember that if this woman did in fact have a decent-sized badonkadonk, she wouldn't be obstructing the view of it with all sorts of paraphernalia.
Bob: Hey man check out the ass on that girl over there. I can't see too well but its looking like we got a class 5 badonkadonk.
Joe: No man, I already scoped that one out. Texbook case of Wallet Fraud. I've already notified the authorities. They will be arriving shortly.
by Skeeter McDougal January 16, 2006
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