Vomiting Commas

The practice of using commas and other punctuation marks incorrectly. The writer is usually aware that a comma is needed in the sentence they're writing, but is unclear as to when and where it should be placed. The amount of commas then used is so absurd that it would appear they had figuratively 'vomited' commas all over the piece they have written.

Email from Mark:

'Michelle, did you, want to go to, the park, and have a picnic, and maybe, let me, play with, your boobs, for a bit.'

Email reply from Michelle

'Mark, you're vomiting commas again. You're not getting anywhere near my tits until you stop being a fuckwit and learn some basic grammar'

by tincopper July 13, 2016

Word Vomit

Word vomit. It's mostly known from the 2004 movie, Mean Girls. It means that you say something without thinking about it, and most times, it's the truth, but sometimes, it's a lie, so that you can get what you want.

CLIP FROM MEAN GIRLS

J - "You try to act like you're so innocent, like, 'oh, I used to live in Africa, with all the little birdies, and the little monkeys'!

C - "You know what?! It's not my fault you're, like, in love with me, or something!" (word vomit)

by BothDanny_AndGreg February 20, 2024

christmas vomit

Christmas Vomit: deflated holiday decorations that litter people's lawns during the day.

"Don't step in the Christmas Vomit"

by Velobill December 25, 2016

Vomit trash

When a person has no discipline and grows up ignorant. Talking without caring about other races. Looking down at minorities. Thinking that they are better than others because of the race they are.

Ben: 'that guy looks so dumb because he's not like us. Hahaha.'

Sarah: 'that vomit trash. He speaks like he's better than everyone.'

by X_ie_X March 17, 2020

Dog vomit

my dog just threw up all over my fucking chair wtf. Little fucker is not gonna have any food tonight.

That little bitch there is dog vomit everywhere

by Pieceofshit43 May 6, 2020

Vomit Comet

(Noun) - Vomit that comes out of your nose
(Verb) - The act of vomiting out of your nose

(Noun): When I got sick last night, not only did I vomit, I also unleashed a vomit comet.
(Verb): If you think you are going to get sick, please don't vomit comet all over the toilet.
(Verb Past-tense): I told the doctor that I Vomit Cometed when I got sick.

by Randomdude90 January 31, 2015

Goat vomit green butt nugget

first off we need to start out with what is known as the Appalachian brand but it's an Appalachian aborigine from that waitress that is here is a butt nugget from the butt of that Appalachian and color in nature is Go bomb the green

Have you seen my latest goat vomit green butt nugget?

by Honkyclanoftheapplacianbrand November 2, 2023