Vomiting Commas

The practice of using commas and other punctuation marks incorrectly. The writer is usually aware that a comma is needed in the sentence they're writing, but is unclear as to when and where it should be placed. The amount of commas then used is so absurd that it would appear they had figuratively 'vomited' commas all over the piece they have written.

Email from Mark:

'Michelle, did you, want to go to, the park, and have a picnic, and maybe, let me, play with, your boobs, for a bit.'

Email reply from Michelle

'Mark, you're vomiting commas again. You're not getting anywhere near my tits until you stop being a fuckwit and learn some basic grammar'

by tincopper July 13, 2016

Vomit box

A box where you shove as many electrical or data terminations that are dodgy as into a box to conceal what crappy work you have done

Ahh....just shove it all into a vomit box. Its in the roof, no one will notice

by Crusty Chuckle Chunks November 25, 2021

Vomit Carousel

When you're badly hungover and you can feel your stomach churning and churning at variable speeds, and you know that eventually you're just gonna projectile vom all over the place.

"How're you feeling after last night pal?"
"Eurgh, not good. I thought i might be feeling better because the vomit carousel stopped for a while, but it's just hit full speed again"

by Lola Ramone January 25, 2013

trauma-vomit

behavioral and psychological pathology, in which people who have experienced extremely traumatic events, and survived them, attempt to relive/re-enact the events with other people, thereafter, for the purpose of relieving themselves of the associated pain and suffering .

After their torturous period of enslavement ended, the former slaves, liberally and mindlessly adopted the culture and belief systems of their masters, and in a display of trauma-vomit, reduced their children and other subordinates, to exploitative toil in the fields.

by ancestaera February 8, 2020

Vomit Bidet

When one person squats over another who is laying on their back and farts into their mouth until the person laying on their back projectile vomits into the squatting persons asshole

I ate so much broccoli today i cant wait for you to give me a vomit bidet from my farts.

by skoolbuss February 3, 2024

Penis vomit

The worst way to describe cum

Person 1: what is that sticky white stuff
Person 2: it’s penis vomit
Person 1: That’s what I put in your mom last night

by JoeBidenxjeffreyepsteinhentai July 25, 2021

Vomital

Something that makes you want to vomit

It smells so bad that it’s vomital.

by 1sttoland October 6, 2025