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Vampire Syndrome

The moment after waking up when the light of your phone burns your eyes
"Man why isn't she returning my texts?"

"She probably just has vampire syndrome, give her a few minutes."
by TheWolf017 January 17, 2018
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Vampire Wannabe

A group of tweens desperate to be vampires and find their bloodsucking partner. They dream of becoming immortal and beating the volturi, they may also dream of meeting the Cullens.
HEY HUN I AM A VAMPIRE WANNABE AND PROUD!
by Lou aka Bella swan February 1, 2021
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vampire queen

This vampire queen sucks blood
by Whitechoocolatecookie July 9, 2014
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Academic Vampire

An academic vampire is someone who forces others, via their position of authority, to produce work that they will then: 1. use with credit only to themselves and not to those who actually produced the work or 2. use to make themselves look more productive or prestigious to their chair, deans, other colleagues, etc.
That advisor is an academic vampire; she published the work her grad student and never gave the student credit. OR That supervisor had her graduate TA do all of her IRB and half of the data collection and never gave that TA any credit in the publication.
by Litchick09 October 22, 2017
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Reverse Vampire

When a lesbian who is on her period bleeds directly into the vagina of her female partner (who is not on her period) during sex.
Last night I tried to watch the 2003 blockbuster sensation Daddy Daycare featuring the comedic genius Eddie Murphy dressed as a giant broccoli, but 16 minutes in my girlfriend paused it to give me the Reverse Vampire.
by Jolene Dillionwinkle January 12, 2023
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vampire weekend

a weekend where you close all the blinds and stay away from sunlight. A smaller version of a Vampire Life.
"I hate this week, I'm having a vampire weekend."
by Stacey Stacey July 11, 2021
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vampire kuchi

a slut that is kicked out before the sun comes up, but not before she gets fucks
We all love them vampire kuchi. They be comin' when its dark and leave before my mom get's back from the night shift.
by VampireKuchi October 30, 2013
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