vacation dick

A dick larger than the average six of dick in your area when someone is on vacation.

Ashley: how was vacation?
Brittany: great, I got so much vacation dick.

by Juanpanlo8996 June 3, 2016

Vacation

A cocktail consisting of Fresca, Bombay Sapphire gin, and a splash of lime juice on the rocks in a tumbler.

Dude, the beach is perfect and look at all this sweet poontang! I can’t believe I’m finally on vacation!

Hey ladies? How about a vacation on your vacation?

by Mr. Deplorable June 4, 2022

vacation dick

Dick that cannot be received on a daily basis due to its large size. As opposed to a boyfriend dick.

I got so much vacation dick last weekend, I can't go horse riding this Monday.

by Rizkaliffa June 17, 2016

vacation dick

A dick of massive size that one could only stand for a short period of time. As opposed to boyfriend dick

I hooked up with a guy that had a vacation dick. It was amazing, but a little too amazing.

by Ryguy017 June 14, 2016

Workstation Vacation

This is what occurs when your overbearing, micro-managing boss is not in the office for the day and you finally have a chance to relax and enjoy your day and co-workers. Usually, little or no actual work is accomplished during this time, so you are on a kind of vacation even though you are at work.

Jim, why is everyone smiling and laughing over here today? What happened?

Nothing. We're all just on a workstation vacation because Janet is out for the day at a conference.

by c2herr April 7, 2011

Order to vacate

When Matt Gaetz takes a shit on Kevin McCarthy’s head

Dude just sent an order to vacate! So gnarly!

by Mufgsucksballscum October 2, 2023

vacation dick

The dick that is so big its memorable just like a vacation

You would have to think that Shaq has vacation dick

by Dckboy June 17, 2016