Chinese Jork Torture

When you are captured by the CCP and to extract information from you they jerk your shit with 99% percent alcohol till it peels.

"Yo my buddy Jared got the Chinese Jork Torture the other day when he got caught flaming Xi Jingping on Douyin live."

by Lil Jork March 7, 2025

Medieval Torture

If I DO have a brain worm then this is some kind of...

Hym "Medieval Torture! A very public Medieval Torture INSTEAD OF A TRIAL. Sounds like AOC. That's the voice I'm hearing. So... That's what you'll get if she's in change. I mean, I'm over here bringing forth AI Utopia (for a nominal fee) and stopping school shootings. And they are doing a Medieval Torture because they thought I wouldn't have any support. Be careful what you say online your politicians might Medieval Torture you to death! OoOoOoOo! Spooky. I'm sooooooooooo terrified. Heheheh..."

by Hym Iam June 16, 2025

torture

Homework, the most painful thing ever.

I had homework to do but instead I decided to be starved, a much less painful form of torture.

by trufaks June 21, 2021

drizzy / torture

drizzy also known as torture was a discord com kid who's legacy will be passed down on wards for generations.

drizzy was an absolute legend and changed many lives of the innocent and poor with his super magical skills of OSINT, CSINT and sim swapping.

drizzy / torture saved my life

by nik101 November 16, 2023

The Torture years

When a new born baby is born this is the worst time of he or she life. You say it when you don’t know if it’s a he or she. Not they because it implies more than one. Where the baby can’t really get around or talk or watch tv or eat any good food or do anything. And be bored to death and it’s so miserable all you can do is cry all the time , starve to death and shit and piss on your self.

The torture years is so traumatizing for some people they forget the most horrible time of their life and can’t remember it.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 23, 2022

Cock and Ball Torture

When a girl tortures a mans cock and balls for fun.

“Takesha gave Jamal cock and ball torture and twisted his balls so hard they fell off.”

by Numerical Wizard December 7, 2020

Torture (my friend's name) Wednesday

Every Wednesday I call "Torture (my friend's name) Wednesday". It's just a joke and me and a few friends made it up in 6th grade. The friend is okay with it and knows about it lol
If you wanna use it just put your friend's name and there you go
have fun

Me: Hey! Friend's name! It's "Torture (my friend's name) Wednesday"
My friend: Oh no not again

by Eluna April 7, 2022