tom cruise

Overrated douchebag who practices scientology and poisons today's youth
Tom Cruise is well-known and famous for playing the sexually-frustrated homosexual aviator "Maverick" in Top Gun
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by laurenlovespaulpls July 11, 2008
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Tom Lehrer

an American singer-songwriter, satirist, pianist, and mathematician. He is best known for the humorous songs he recorded in the 1950s and 60s, including titles such as "Posioning Pigions in the Park" "The Masochism Tango" and "We Will All Go Together When We Go". However, one of his most intellegent songs is the entire Periodic Table of Elements sung to the Modern Major-General's tune.
I had this major chem test so I listened to Tom Lehrer's "Elements" all night and got a B.

Tom Lehrer is hilarious! I love "The Irish Balad".
by Chaos Ninja April 15, 2009
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Tom Polites

Famous twitch streamer Tom Polites who is mostly know for his beautiful boobs.
Did you feel Tom Polites boobs? They are so soft.
by northhhhhh July 02, 2021
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tom zealand

person one: did u beat that guy in that game of S.K.A.T.E

person 2: nah man that guy was a tom zealand
by ben........ December 02, 2008
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Tom Box

Someone who is insignificant trying to be noticed or heard. Similar to Tom Cruise who does a lot of his acting on a box to appear taller and more important.
ie. This guy's really Tom boxing right now.

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by The Gentleman's Club August 08, 2014
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tom robbins

A breath of fresh air after putting his book down. A very spiritual and intellectual American author. Writes engaging and magical stories centered around spirituality, individuality, politics, sex, drugs, art, etc. An outspoken individual in the sense of getting his point across through his unique metaphorical writing prose.
Tom Robbins studied eastern philosophy in college.
Tom Robbins currently resides in Seattle, WA.
Tom Robbins is a very knowledgable being on the topic of life and death.
by Jeremy Prizzy June 16, 2007
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