Kyle

A guy who had a little too much Monster Energy drinks

Yo that dude's tripping!
Must be a Kyle

by Vassydassy July 5, 2019

Kyle

A person who rides skateboards and drinks alot of monster and is an asshole

P1.bro your such a kyle
P2.im not a kyle. I don’t drink monster
P1.your currently drinking a monster will skating

by Isthatagamergirl November 20, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is fucktard (I say this with love) who can make you laugh to the point of crying. So what do you do if you meet a Kyle, well chances are you he is not going to open up any time soon. Many don’t want to burden other with their endless thought and ideas.

Kyle’s a fucktard, but a loveable one.

by Suspect Fresh May 29, 2019

Kyle

A wannabe white rapper who wears ONLY Cookie Monster apparel and sometimes sings country but also dumps his GF on Valentine’s Day.

Don’t be a Kyle..

by NoodlesofOodles January 27, 2021

Kyle

Kyle is someone who lives off of Monster Energy drinks and loves getting jacked up on Fireball and Monster Energy mixed together. He skate boards, rides dirt bikes and quads, and thinks he’s a natural badass. He has no job and usually does graffiti for money. Kyles are normally seen at the Monster Energy headquarters.

Did you see that guy shot gunning a Monster Energy? His name must’ve been Kyle.

by dawsonwalker316 July 24, 2019

Kyle

An annoying but kind of, maybe, a little bit loveable person.
Kyles only respond to texts with one word sentences and are usually slow to catch on to things.

Kyles are good at sport and, overall, are pretty nice guys.

"Oh my god he is SUCH a Kyle"

by Socially_awkward_potato November 30, 2019

Kyle

A piece of shit

hey you see kyle over there.. stay away from him. He’s the meanest person you’ll meet.

by ihateyoukyle June 12, 2020