Free thinker

What conspiracy theorists claim themselves to be to make themselves to be as they don't follow the official MSM narrative. Essentially it is a term used to make themselves feel smarter and believe that in the know, therefore alleviating their feelings of superiority over other people.

BBC News: Scientists say that wearing masks protects other from the virus.

Billy-Bob Joe on Youtube with an IQ of 62: I'm a "free thinker", I will not be a sheep, therefore I will not be wearing a smelly mask. They make people look like poo poo heads.

by UltimateDoge February 12, 2021

tinkerbell effect

Wishful thinking that gets in the way of reality and smart decision-making as policy makers who believe something to be true (like the presence of weapons of mass destruction) start acting like they have evidence to prove it true. Closely associated with faith-based decision-making and "in your dreams" thinking.

Even though casualties and the level of violence both escalate in Iraq, members of the Bush Administration keep making optimistic forecasts about freedom and democratic prospects since they are captives of the Tinkerbell Effect. If you believe in fairies, maybe the war in Iraq will turn out well after all!

by Songpoet October 14, 2006

Tinder Happy

Wordplay on the phrase Trigger Happy; used to describe somebody who 'likes' every suggestion on Tinder, the matchmaking smartphone app.

Guy 1: "I went a bit Tinder Happy last night when I was drunk, and now I've got so many fugly matches"

Guy 2: "You wanna be careful or you'll give yourself Tinderitis"

by Wmm1989 December 30, 2013

Tinkerbell

May not always be what she seems. Beautiful, smart, trustworthy on the outside. But all that sparkly fairy dust she has just spreads chaos. Never a good friend, will act like she's there for you but she's got a knife ready in her hand. Beware, you might easily be fooled, then have your heart lashed out. Not all pretty fairies play nice; especially not this she-devil in disguise.

Kate: I can't believe she slept with my boyfriend! She set me up with him, she picked my outfit for our first date, she said I could tell her anything.
Marie: Shoulda listened when I warned you she was a Tinkerbell.
Kate: WELL I'LL DRAIN THE PIXIE DUST OUTTA THAT SKANKY TINKERBELL.

by Truthkillsslowly May 8, 2013

tinkerbell dan

a keyboard player who trips over cables and does a very gay looking "step" in the stumble.

Whoa!! Did you see how faggy he looked when he stumbled?? That was a real 'Tinkerbell Dan'!!

by tink May 13, 2005

Tanker

A combination of Tank and wanker meant to represent a person on gta online that can only get kills by shooting people from inside a tank

"Oh great this lobby has a tanker aswell

by Douganater July 7, 2014

Blind Tindering

Closing your eyes and swiping left and right while on Tinder and hoping for the best.

Person one: woah! I don't remember right swiping that person!

Person two: Damn, you must have been blind tindering again.

by Delillah Jayde September 6, 2014