Punch Your Ticket

to commit suicide by shooting yourself in the head.

don't Punch Your Ticket tonight bro

by coolpotatoe724 April 21, 2025

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Get the Punch Your Ticketmug.

a parking ticket

an unpleasant surprise

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into their front door.

the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. I guess we'll just have to repair the damage, maybe even repaint the door.

by Sexydimma January 18, 2013

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Get the a parking ticketmug.

Treatment ticket

Someone who is well connected such that if you hang with this person you can get lots of perks

I had a friend fly in from thailand. He's a real 'whale' so we took him down to laughlin nevada and we stayed at the Colorado belle.they really plushed us up! We were comped all our food and drinks we got a free top level suite.i guess you could say he was our treatment ticket fy
For sure!

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by 4realazitgits April 3, 2021

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