there is no queen of england

1. there is no queen of england
2. did you not watch megamind 🤨

Hal: there is no easter bunny, there is no tooth fairy, and there is no queen of england.

by amstybloom October 27, 2022

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been hit with every branch of the ugly tree

some one so ugly that they look like they have been hit with every branch of the ugly tree as they fel out of it. so super ugly that their mother couldn't kiss them.

"man that guy has a face that looks like he's been hit with every branch of the ugly tree."(A really bad looking guy that you wouldnt let your worst enemy fuck!)

by samkim February 9, 2008

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Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

Catchphrase used when you can't make ends meet, and/or when you're a typical worker who has to wait two full weeks for your paycheck to arrive.

I just got finished paying my friend back for the radio. Now I see two "windows" in my letterbox. Damn, why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

by pentozali July 13, 2007

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oakwood tree

A carnivore. (Don't question the logic)

Person: It must be an oakwood tree. It is eating some chicken.
Me: okay then

by OakTreesAreCarnivores August 18, 2016

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This is a when three horny gents deliver a triple penetration session to a plus size female. Often involves mass quants of alcohol as a preparation ritual as this hot love adventure is not always planned in advance by the three gents. A favorite time of year for this activity is Labor Day Weekend most notably in the St Louis area. This is a true St. Louis classic.

Pipelayer Pompous Joe: Man I am exhausted after that 3 on the theee last nite it was full on.
JP Muffinstuffer: Zoom pa! What a wild ride! We went the distance tho. Gives me hi five brother!
The Admiral: Eeeerrrr !!!!

by thawr_out_the_duke September 2, 2018

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