When you are having anal sex on your kitchen next to a plate of waffles, and a donkey busts through the window, allowing the glass to sever your leg. The donkey then proceeds to fuck you in your leg stump.
Person 1: "Why isn't Johnny in for work today?"
Person 2: "He got into a Waffle Donkey situation."
Person 1: "HaHa, classic Johnny!"
Person 2: "He got into a Waffle Donkey situation."
Person 1: "HaHa, classic Johnny!"
by Smallman Wumbie June 01, 2017
When you throw your poop on another person’s back in the middle of the night, and proceed to stomp on the poop with a boot to make a waffle pattern.
Dude, my girlfriend asked me to give her a midnight waffle, and I realized she just wanted a waffle.
by Midnight Waffle May 23, 2022
"I take hormones so I can lactate and give my cat the feeling of being a kitten again."
"That made me spray waffle just now."
"That made me spray waffle just now."
by EllenO October 12, 2013
A choad waffle is very similar to a twat waffle; in fact these two words are interchangeable. Usually you chose the one you think will be most offensive to the person you insulting. A choad waffle is what you call someone who is acting like a prick/ass/dick ect. To learn more about what a choad waffle see twat waffle.
"Your a fuckin choad waffle!"
by Alice Crowely January 08, 2009
The act of taking a nice poo on your partner and smacking it with a tennis racket. Then following that racket beating with a nice blast of semen to syrup it up.
by CharlesK November 19, 2017
When your boyfriend pours syrup in your vagina and fucks you until he cums inside you, then he eats dat sticky pussy.
(Golden strawberry waffle: bonus if shes on her rag!)
(Golden strawberry waffle: bonus if shes on her rag!)
by rustyboots November 05, 2017
by Quafflewaffle May 11, 2019