Vampire Hands

Hands that will not activate the motion sensing water faucet in a public restroom

i.e. invisible to mirrors or motion sensing devices

I can never get my hands clean at the restrooms in that Walmart - my vampire hands will not activate the water to come out of the faucet

by Jono523 August 21, 2013

vampire weekend

a weekend where you close all the blinds and stay away from sunlight. A smaller version of a Vampire Life.

"I hate this week, I'm having a vampire weekend."

by Stacey Stacey July 11, 2021

Reverse Vampire

When a lesbian who is on her period bleeds directly into the vagina of her female partner (who is not on her period) during sex.

Last night I tried to watch the 2003 blockbuster sensation Daddy Daycare featuring the comedic genius Eddie Murphy dressed as a giant broccoli, but 16 minutes in my girlfriend paused it to give me the Reverse Vampire.

by Jolene Dillionwinkle January 12, 2023

Academic Vampire

An academic vampire is someone who forces others, via their position of authority, to produce work that they will then: 1. use with credit only to themselves and not to those who actually produced the work or 2. use to make themselves look more productive or prestigious to their chair, deans, other colleagues, etc.

That advisor is an academic vampire; she published the work her grad student and never gave the student credit. OR That supervisor had her graduate TA do all of her IRB and half of the data collection and never gave that TA any credit in the publication.

by Litchick09 October 22, 2017

Reverse Vampire

When you have blood in your semen and you inject it into the front hole of an unsuspecting partner.

Hey bud, did your ball blood shit clear up yet?

Not yet, but I did get to reverse vampire that bitch last night. I guess that’s okay.

👍

by VampTrampStamp March 23, 2022

vampire clit

An ice cold, blood red clit that becomes aroused and pointy when night falls.

Yo man, sandy always gets vampire clit at 10 pm.

by Dazzledee October 4, 2013

Verulam Vampire

AKA the Phoenix Panty thief. A notorious villain that lurks around washing lines pinching ladies knickers and causing general mayhem.

"The Verulam Vampire was at it again, Bertie, I see my panties have been knicked off the washing line!"

by dbnnightwatcher February 25, 2014