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Teddy

Teddy is often an old fat man, usually making others uncomfortable. It is also slang for an Andrew Tate fan that no one likes.
You're being such a Teddy right now!

If you keep acting like a Teddy, we're going to be breaking up.
by vixtilu May 26, 2023
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teddy bear heart

(n.) - when you find yourself over utilizing your love language of gift giving and buy extravagant gifts
“Hey Francis, what happened to your other monitor?”

“Ah, I gave it to my ex-girlfriend.”

“That’s okay, you just have a teddy bear heart.”
by littleblvebird June 6, 2023
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Best Teddy

The best teddy ever. Period. SOO CUTE
Bro, ur best teddy is pog
by YourPhehdonym March 18, 2023
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Teddy Ruxpin’s Lighthouse

While in the act of performing Teddy Ruxpin on a female, the male (usually short in stature with ample body hair; opens the window and has his partner bite on a toy Glow Worm from the same family of Mattel children’s toys from the 1980s. Thus keeping her quiet, while also getting the attention of anyone walking by…
Typically this involves doggy style sex while using the female’s back as a stand to hold a children’s book, so that the Male (“Teddy Ruxpin”) can read her a children’s story while thrusting.
I can’t believe I let Jeff Teddy Ruxpin’s Lighthouse me again…someone walking their dog stared at us for like 10 minutes. It was kinda hot!
by 2family4jeff January 27, 2023
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Topless Teddy

When a gentleman has imbibed to a point that he feels it appropriate to remove his shirt and spend the rest of the night topless.
Man that guy is wasted, now he's going Topless Teddy.
by The Real Chas February 20, 2023
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Invender Teddy-Osu

A super talented minecraft and osu youtuber, who sometimes plays some ~shit~ i mean.. nintendo games.

Also mods games like redacted, redacted, and of course, our favorite, rEdAcTeD.

also, a train.
and aro ake
and maybe a woman

and also probably not gay

SunnyV2 clone
We've gyatt to go watch Invender Teddy-Osu's shit- i mean nintendo content

ikr!

also, ya should go sub to scyye-gaming
by Scyye (discord) November 5, 2023
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Teddy

most sexiest guy from the bronx, boy so fine that he got every girl twitchibg and dripping😻😻soo hot actually rs his posture the way he walk the way he talk i aint gon lie i will take it w/o a rubber omgg and bc he from the X he SOO GANGSTA TOOO LIKE OH MYYYplays basketball rly good, rly smart, so hot, can play the guitar

SO F ING CONFIDENT AND SURE IN HIMSELF,has many friends, everyone fw him

overall a big hottie its probs soo long too xx
teddy: *walks outside*
girls: OMG OMG TEDDDY GIMME YO PHONE NUMBAA 😍😍ILY BAE LETS FUCK
teddy: "Damn i pull mad bitches"
by dickrider_fo_🧸 December 20, 2023
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