yogurt stroking

When you like cover your whole body in yogurt and stroke your hair. Only your hair.

Wow! Your hair is so soft!
I yogurt stroked all night last night! I love yogurt stroking!

by Yogurtluvr69 March 03, 2016

E-Stroke

When chatting online and all of a sudden, you cant type.

Billy: Okiwwa kwwp tryng. OkAy*&&&/ I cwnt type1
Me: Billy, are you having an e-stroke?

by Luhnaynia January 08, 2012

stroke the lizard

Jamaican phrase for smoking a joint.

Hey man let's go stroke the lizard at the park

by Nosferatu! June 22, 2009

Nap Stroke

When you wake up from a nap even more tired than you were before you took the nap....and youre hungry as shit.

"Ive got nap stroke....get me some fuckin chicken."

by BurtVid January 16, 2013

submarine stroke

When you get jacked off in a hot tub or pool.

"Why aren't you allowed at the public pool?"
Sarah gave me a submarine stroke

by Nolangiard777 August 14, 2017

Stroke the snake

Another way to say masturbate

“Whatever , don’t act like you guys don’t stroke the snake either”

by Scorpio Zeus February 25, 2018

troll stroking

The act of stroking your troll doll's hair while applying chapstick in a creepy manner on the outside of your lips.

Mandy, it's impolite to be Troll Stroking in front of your friends.

by MisFit27 July 24, 2017